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Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011
12:05 pm - No means yes, yes means anal

kyleprime
kupkake: http://www.queerty.com/native-american-tribe-approves-same-sex-marriages-white-man-still-the-devil-20110802/
ldaelnar: kyle has a gay agenda.
kupkake: I wouldn't say that.. I would say that my agenda is mostly gay action items though
ldaelnar: XD
ldaelnar: poidh
kupkake: and by action items, I mean anal
ldaelnar: right
ldaelnar: & by poidh i mean send me pics.

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Thursday, July 14th, 2011
8:33 am - CONCURRENCE

lishd
[Mabel] I have a customer calling on a failed port on Service Ticket 3391511, We need some interpretation on the notes. WHO can I call?
[lish] what do you need explained? it says they're working on it.
[zach] ghostbusters!
[lish] you can also join #vps
[zach] asking in here is a good start
[travis] Zach while the ghostbusters are incredibly useful to call. I don't think they apply in this case.
[Arthur] I think i would go with ghostbusters over vps
[zach] :?
[Mabel] ok folks, I just would like to tell him why it failed and if he needs to do anything else
[zach] failed?
[lish] mabel, they are working on it.
[zach] they are working on it
[lish] you see where it says "we will activate upon concurrence"?
[zach] so it says l3 tt update
[lish] that means they're working on it. it's not a failure.
[zach] that means its a ticket update with level 3 our vendor, christa said they will activate once they get concurrence
[zach] then at the bottom courtney, in #vps
[lish] hence the "asked for an ETA" that they noted.
[zach] asked for an ETA from christa
[zach] IS THERE AN ECHO
[lish] they will activate on concurrence.
[Arthur] ECHO
[zach] :)
[zach] its being worked Mabel, which is good
[zach] we shouldh ave some better infor tomorrow
[lish] it's being worked.
[jmuCH] now your all just being foolish :P
[zach] any other questions mabel?
[zach] i didnt mean to echo what lish was saying, great minds.. you know
[Mabel] I think its good
[zach] ok
[lish] concurrence!
[zach] indeed

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Thursday, March 17th, 2011
10:15 am - I love Canadians and the flappy way they talk

kyleprime
btait: the buddy is trying to setup the toolbar should them to biz voip or can i help to set it up on there new computers
mcnair: Get them over to AVS.
kupkake: I'm not your buddy, guy
mcnair: I'm not your guy, pal.
kupkake: I'm not your pal, friend
btait: thanks
mcnair: I'm not your friend, buddy

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Friday, March 11th, 2011
7:53 am

lishd
3-17-09 NEVER FORGET

3-11-11 NEVER FORGET THIS EITHER

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Monday, January 24th, 2011
11:42 am

lishd
[nic] outside in the parking lot accross the street

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Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
10:23 am

lishd
[lish] my question is why every online timesheet doesnt' have a "copy this day" button
[mika] I'm trying to tweak the form auto fill function in my browser to do it
[lish] mika's so clever
[lish] can't seem to rape that out of her
[jes] you really cant
[jes] the more you rape, the more clever she gets
[lish] that still serves my purposes
* lish eyes mika. "clever girl."
* mika eats a paleontologist

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Tuesday, December 21st, 2010
9:14 am

lishd
<zachyuzer> time
<zachyuzer> douche
<zachyuzer> landlines
<zachyuzer> unreliable
<zachyuzer> asshole
<zachyuzer> taxes
<zachyuzer> those are my notes from this call

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Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
1:54 pm - koala-T

lishd
From: Zach Y
Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 2010 1:52 PM
To: Lish D
Subject: FW: Speakeasy / XO ticket 2187919 details

Wtfhelpful?

Zach Y
Advanced Voice Services


From: Carter G J [name@vendor.com]
Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 2010 1:47 PM
To: Michael E; Zach Y
Subject: RE: Speakeasy / XO ticket 2187919 details

The Root cause of the issue was NOT the replacement of the Hatteras. There appears to have been a missing circuit in the Cisco 15454. One of my techs added this circuit back and changed the bridge group since another circuit had taken the assignments. We are not sure why this circuit went missing, but after we re-provisioned it back into the network, the service was restored.

Carter

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Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
8:12 am - Rave all over your face

kyleprime
[kupkake] untz untz untz
[Monkey] hardcore party?
[kupkake] it's always a hardcore party.. in my head
[Monkey] German Sparkle Party?
[kupkake] its not that I don't pay attention to people at work when they ask me something.. it's just that I can't hear them over the 24/7 rave going on in my head
[williamo] i's just rude when work trys to crash the rave
[kupkake] No kidding!
[kupkake] "I'm work, I'm with the DJ"
[kupkake] all lies
[williamo] god forbid they touch the turn tables. they just end up *sparkling* the bpm and crash the train
[kupkake] and they are way demanding.. "RAVE HARDER.. RAVE MORE EFFICIENTLY.. Quantify that rave"
[williamo] lol

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Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010
4:09 pm - mika's first ticket!

lishd
Service Ticket 2214422 [Master ticket]

2008-05-28 11:16:46 - (mika)
Todd called in, his DSL doesn't work, I think it has something to do with sunspots. Will call him back when current sunspot cycle has completed.

Mika
ASG Representative
1-800-556-3789

2008-05-28 11:26:46 - (mika)
I built a carbon fiber heat shielding unit for the probe I sent to the sun in order to disrupt the current sunspot cycle. Probe seems to have been successful, sunspots are disrupted and service seems to be restored. Future impact on seasons and crop rotations unsure.

Thank you,

Mika
ASG Representative
1-800-556-3789

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...on the support labs test account. :)

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Tuesday, August 10th, 2010
8:39 am - 3132577

lishd
"as there has been no update, I told the customer we are waiting on an update on when to expect an update."

yo dawg, i heard you like updates!

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Thursday, July 22nd, 2010
10:12 am

lishd
[don] does 'move to existing site' change the rate center as well?
[zach] yes, and 911 automatically
[lish] yes
[lish] you'll see it when you confirm
[zach] it should show all that in the confirmation page, pretty nice really
[zach] LISH
[zach] OUR POWERS COMBINED
[lish] wonder twin powers activate
[lish] form of router: netopia!
[lish] form of modem: ZYXEL
[lish] :(

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Thursday, July 15th, 2010
3:17 pm

lishd
*** Speakeasy (Default@rox-2274A8EF.speakeasy.hq) has joined #avs
*** Speakeasy is now known as kelleyjo

worst merger ever

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Thursday, July 1st, 2010
3:42 pm - From #abuse

melvillean
(3:19:07 PM) gregorym: hey jarred could you look at ticket 313xxxx?
(3:19:30 PM) gregorym: pretty sure this guy is doing it wrong
(3:19:56 PM) jarred: looking
(3:19:58 PM) jarred: and yes most likely
(3:20:44 PM) jarred: whats the dslam look like
(3:20:53 PM) jarred: needs to call in to remove the lan and troubleshoot
(3:21:14 PM) gregorym: why is it coming from our alt DNS server?
(3:21:53 PM) jarred: my guess would be the customers got some program thats picked up on it
(3:25:15 PM) gregorym: i told him to tell him that it's coming from inside the LAN
(3:25:24 PM) jarred: heh
(3:27:51 PM) ***gregorym starts nmaping the customer
(3:28:02 PM) ***kupkake starts dossing the customer
(3:28:13 PM) ***mcnairan starts stalking the customer
(3:28:21 PM) ***kupkake starts touching the customer
(3:28:29 PM) ***mcnairan starts putting on his robe and wizard hat
(3:28:34 PM) ***jarred puts on his robe and wizard hat
(3:28:36 PM) jarred: fucker
(3:28:36 PM) jarred: hah
(3:28:37 PM) kupkake: hahahah
(3:30:31 PM) ***mcnairan stomps the ground, and snorts, to alert you that you are in his breeding territory

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Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010
5:20 pm - losing it

lishd
[from a real life conversation]

stephen: ah, "down". the natural state of the ethernet circuit.
* stephen affects a british accent
stephen: this is the ethernet circuit in its natural environment. routing tables clear, unvarnished by internet traffic. the power supplies are free to short out. this is part of their mating ritual: the hatteri will start a fire to attract the attention of a suitable mate.

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Tuesday, June 8th, 2010
1:08 pm

lishd
[lish] so i just walked past rick with an empty cardboard box
[lish] & he goes "you have a box!"
[lish] & i stopped & said "what?"
[lish] & he repeated "you have a box!"
[lish] so i said "two of 'em!"
[lish] i don't think he got it

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Thursday, June 3rd, 2010
5:04 pm - Club speaZy

kyleprime
humphrla: Same address,1.1,telco rm in mens bath room,66  punch dwn blk,BP#162,white tag with the ckt id and po
kupkake: Landon: Are you telling us the dmarc to your glory hole?

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Thursday, May 27th, 2010
8:30 am - end of an era

lishd
=ChanServ= Information for channel #metalheadz:
=ChanServ= Founder: gorthok
=ChanServ= Description: all things metal
=ChanServ= Registered: Jul 06 08:13:43 2005 PDT
=ChanServ= Last used: May 27 08:29:31 2010 PDT
=ChanServ= URL: http://metal-archives.com/
=ChanServ= Options: Topic Retention, Private, Restricted Access, Secure

=ChanServ= Founder changed to lishd

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Monday, May 10th, 2010
11:39 am

lishd
From: Michael *******
Sent: Monday, May 10, 2010 11:34 AM
To: DL_SUP_avs
Subject: Early leave

Team,

Daughter is reporting abdomen pain so need to get her and possibly take her to a doctor. Will try and come back as soon as possible barring an ER visit.

Thank you,

Michael *******
Advanced Voice Services

[-----]

lish: someone should tell michael that his daughter's probably just knocked up. what's she, twelve?
zach: thirteen.
carey: she said she was eighteen!

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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
4:40 pm

lishd
*** jamesk (jamesk@rox-EE94576B.speakeasy.hq) has joined #2,000
[jes] !quote
[jamesk] I want lish to fuck my tight ass
[kyle] HAHA
[lish] OK JAMESK
[jes] thats all he knows
[lish] hahahah
[lish] YES
[kyle] thats all he needs to know
[lish] THAT'S ALL HE KNOWS
[lish] THAT IS AWESOME
[kyle] !quote
[jamesk] I want lish to fuck my tight ass
[kyle] !quote
[jamesk] I want lish to fuck my tight ass

edit: from the real jamesk: as for the bot, i'm uncomfortable from here. well done.

:D :D :D

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